my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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