haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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