So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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