yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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