at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you had me at cake vodka
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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