Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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