i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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