Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
