WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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