I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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