Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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