? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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