I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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