i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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