It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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