its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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