Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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