normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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