Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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