Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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