but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Let's paint friendship bongs
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He shit in the fireplace
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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