Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
This baby is an asshole
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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