Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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