dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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