Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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