Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Randomize
