She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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