Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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