You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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