I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
