He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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