He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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