I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
sex in a hospital.. check
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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