I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We have so much sex to catch up on
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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