Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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