her vagine was all disorganized.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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