stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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