I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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