census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
