what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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