What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
