Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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