Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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