? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
