ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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