i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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