She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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