after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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