after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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