If that was your dad, he is hot
Someone shit on the floor
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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