You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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