I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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