Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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