Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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